A group of scouts are hiking. One calls out, "Scout master Joe, I gotta go wee!" (as each scout calls out in this skit, they do what us Mom's call the 'pee pee dance.') The scout master says, "Well, you are just going to have to wait. Now keep hiking!" They continue, and the next scout calls out, "Scout Master Joe, I gotta go wee!" Looking a little more frustrated, the scout master tells him to wait. The skit continues with each scout asking to go wee. When the last scout calls out and the scout master says no, all the scouts call out frantically, "But we can't wait, we can't wait!" Then they all throw their hands up in the air, run around crazy and scream loudly, "We gotta go wee! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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